Clovis NM is not supposed to have weird winter storms in April but here we are. The best part of the entire process is that all locals and much of the military begins to drive in barely functional manners. Meaning that they drive either too fast or too slow and always erratically.
It’s whatever. Just give yourself tons of room in these cases. As in a couple semis worth.
I managed to get to that idiotic facility I referred to previously far before 7:30. Unfortunately there were tons of old people and those damn old people move fast when trying to get labs done! How is it possible that 3 geriatric individuals that are clearly arthritic beat a 31 yo doctor on a mission? Ladies, that is a serious question.
Then I waited for 45 minutes. While old couple ahead of me argued about an order for bloodwork. Dear old lady, your bad attitude is not appreciated and they can’t get orders from MD offices that don’t open until 8. Please quit being difficult. Old lady also apparently has a history of threatening to slap hospital employees. Real cute.
Finally the blood draw was perfect. Which is good cause my right arm feels like a meat cleaver was used to obtain blood.
And for the results:
Beta 1: 284
Beta 2: 1391
Feeling perfectly blissful right now.